Sunday, September 12, 2010
Provo Life
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Thursday, September 9, 2010
It's here
I would check back to look at my posts nearly every day, to see what kind of comments were awaiting me at the foot of my posts....
..... zero comments
............. zero comments
.........................zero comments
Really??? You guys don't like it? FINE. I'm going to leave and post my recipes somewhere else, where people will actually appreciate them... SUCKAS!!!!
Little did I know, Chris surprised me one night by creating a separate cooking blog for me. And I have been working on it ever since.
So now I am in blogging heaven. I get to create my own recipes, blog about them, and add my own artistic touch to them. I also get to talk about the new and exciting findings in the healthy field about ways to improve health, and people will actually appreciate it. Imagine that. I get to talk about what I want to talk about, and people will actually like it.
So here is the link.
http://healthykitchenflavors.blogspot.com/
Use it wisely. Actually no. Use it as much as you can. Follow it. Check it all day every day. Cuz that's how often I will be working on it. Adding to and perfecting my project.
Friday, August 13, 2010
We haven't been hiding
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
The Lord of the LSAT: The Return of the Chris
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Ode to the Oreo

Monday, May 17, 2010
Why I Love My Job

I also love getting my daily laugh from the people that walk into the library. Everyone that walks in thinks that the sign above my head that says "University Police" actually means "Information Desk". So we get the best questions ever! Below is a list of actual questions that we have been asked while working:Where is the education building? (Um, this is a University, education is going on in nearly every building)
(Pointing to the old section): Is the Library that way? (The entire building is the library, not just southern part of the building)
Where are the door numbers? (My guess would be right next to each door, but I've been wrong before)
Are ALL the bathrooms in the library closed? (My guess is only the bathrooms with a "closed" sign are going to be the ones that are closed)
Wait, so I can’t get to the south classrooms through there? (The only entrance and exit is at the front of the building, where security is, but thanks for checking to see if you couldsneak books out another way)
Do you still have tickets to the Orson Scott Card thing? (Security people usually don't sell tickets, this is a library, and am I suppose to know which Orson Scot Card "thing" you are talking about?)
There’s an Orson Scott card speech today in the first floor auditorium, do you know where that is? (I think you just answered your own question, buddy)
Which way to the atrium? (You're totally standing in it)
Do you know where the Orson Scott Card thing is? (Days after it was over.)
How do you get to Panda Express? (Cars work well for that sort of thing)
“I think one of the elevators is stuck.” Which one? “The one right there.” (pointing to the elevator with the sign that reads ‘elevator is broken’) Thank you ma’m, here’s your sign.
Patron: Do you guys have any gold plates?
Sec: No, just the bronze ones.
Patron: someone told me they had gold plates on display somewhere.
Sec: nope, just the bronze ones right behind you.
Patron: are you sure they’re not in some special vault hidden somewhere
Sec: (thinking if they are hidden they are not on display you frickin moron) No sir, just the bronze ones right behind you.
Two people go through 3m’s and the alarm goes off. “could you please walk through one at a time so that we can see who it is?” Both walk back through at the same time.
Can you tell me where the library is? (Classic)
Is this where we buy souvenirs? (No, but feel free to check out our wide collection of our very own BYU books!)
Have you guys had any backpacks turned in? -No, where did you last have it? - It was on my back.
Can you tell me which button I push to go down on the elevator?
714 (one of our officers): Who is the book checked out to?
Patron: me (big stupid grin)
714: what is your name, retard!!!!!
Patron: What part is the Library?
Officer: This is the library
Patron: But where can I study?
Where are the books? (This is a library, so probably everywhere)
How do I go up? ( Well, if you like, we have our stairs, our elevators, or there is our complimentary magic carpet near the back of the building)
Security talking to the patron who reported an individual looking at porn: "Sir, he wasn't looking at porn, it was an online dating website with some pictures of people in bikinis at the beach" Patron: "Okay, so what constitutes porn then?"
Patron with an awful lisp: “Excuse me, is this the ESC the Science building?”
“I usually park in the visitor’s parking on Saturday’s but I noticed that your faculty parking lot signs say Monday-Friday, so can I park in those lots on Saturdays?”
Hi, can you please tell me where all the people are? (The people that are all around you, or the people that you hear in your head?)
"So if we can have food in a certain part of the library, but the food places in the wilk are only open till 8pm, what do you suggest we do?" ( Do you want me to do your homework for you too?)

Saturday, May 1, 2010
Nice...
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Workin Hard while Hardly Workin
Saturday, April 24, 2010
And... We're Back!
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Silver Lining
And in the past, it has always stayed around for two weeks
It pained me to see him like that, especially since he still chose to go to work through all of this. But my respect for him grew, as I realized what lengths he was willing to go through for the welfare of our little family.
I did my best to take care of him, and through serving him, I was amazed at how much our love for each other grew. I loved him more because I was constantly serving and caring for him, and his love for me grew because of my service.
We were also talking about how much of a blessing it was that he got sick on a weekend, and not during the middle of the week. With our insane 15 hour work days, Chris would have had a much more difficult time, because he is too stubborn to not work lol. So Sunday was a day of relaxing for him. Both of us had Sunday off, so I was able to take care of him, and he was able to relax, which turned out to be a very big turning point for the better.
Chris woke up the next morning feeling significantly better, and while he still is battling the rest of the sickness, the worst is definitely behind him, which in years past would take Chris a week to reach that point.
Right now, he's just got this crazy cough, with the occasional sore throat, but nothing compared to what it was. I told him that if he wants to get better, he needs lots and lots of rest. So what is he doing right now while I am creating this post? He is changing the oil and fixing the breaks. The guy never stops. I'm so proud of him. Even in his sickest moments he never slows down. Thanks babe :)
Monday, July 27, 2009
Yeehaw!
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Photography
So while I was at Arch Cape, I was so taken back at how beautiful everything was, even in the little details that most people don't notice. So I was inspired by that beauty to try and capture what I could in pictures. So even with no photography background/classes AT ALL, here is my attempt at some photography from our first family reunion of the summer...




(above) Chris's dad in the background. This is Chris's terrible hand.
Lunch in town :)
Chris built so many campfires on the beach, and they were great for s'mores!





This star fish is flipping me off, not very nice.
These two are holding hands :)




Chris is talking on the phone with one of his mission buddies and tossing a football in the air.
And Now for the Fun Part
Reunion #1: The Bateman side: Arch Cape, Oregon
That is just south of Cannon Beach, which I love because it was WAY more secluded and wasn't "touristy". I felt right at home with this family and Chris confirmed how comfy I was by how I was "sandal sockin' it" nearly the whole time, and I didn't care! Our stay at Arch Cape was filled with...
- Boogie boarding
- Book reading
- Popcorn eating
- Beach house lounging
- Card playing
- Movie watching
- Rook playing
- Campfire sitting
- Marshmallow roasting
- Tidal pool exploring
- Long walks on the beach-ing
- Sun tanning
- Picture taking
- Sunset watching
- Good food eating
- Rock climbing
- Cave exploring
- Games in the sand playing
- Crab chasing
- Starfish searching
- Fireworks Watching
- Homemade doughnut devouring
- Lunch in town eating
- Some lucky girl riding her horse on the beach watching
- Football throwing
- Game playing
Reunion #2: The Ivie side: 5 Star Ranch, Spanish Fork Canyon
This was at a HUGE house/ranch way in the Spanish Fork Canyon. There was so much to do, including being with the two herds of horses in the pastures on either side of the estate, with all their cute horse babies! Our stay at the 5 Star Ranch was filled with...
- Horse feeding
- Horse watching
- Horse picture taking
- Horse petting
- Horse bonding
- Baby horse watching
- Horse wishing
- Horse calling
- Horse yearning
- ...ah
- Ping pong playing
- Rook playing
- Poker playing
- Pistol shooting
- Rifle shooting
- Shotgun shooting
- ATV riding
- Lake canoeing
- Horseshoe playing
- Campfire building
- Marshmallow roasting
- Food making
- Food eating
- Family talent show participating
- Picture taking
- Frisbee throwing
- Cell phone service lacking
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Note to Husbands
So while I'm at work, I get a text from Chris, "Hey, wanna go out to lunch with me when you get home?" What girl is gonna pass that up? I was thinking "Sweet, he wants to spend money on me!" So we go to Pita Pit (one of my new favorite places to eat). Chris had never been, but I knew he would love it. I was right. (If you ever eat there, get the Margarita Pita with extra mango sauce... Oh my gosh!)
During our lunch, he kept asking me questions about what I would get if I were to shop online at Bath&Body Works, and how much I like their Shae Socks, and body lotion and stuff. I was trying to figure out why he kept randomly asking me all this stuff, and I had an idea. Finally I beat it out of him (or maybe he was just so excited that he couldn't keep it a secret... probably the latter), but apparently he bought ordered me a ton of stuff from there online! He got me a combination of a whole bunch of Shae Socks, body lotion, and hand lotion. He won't tell me how much he spent (nor do I want to know) but he said that shipping alone was around $20. But what better time to shop than during their Semi-Annual Sale?
When I started asking too many questions about why he would spend so much money on that kind of stuff, he just kept saying that it was for his Father's Day present, (he's so clever) He even got help from a girl at work to make sure he got the good stuff :)
I still had a couple hours before I had to be at my other job, so we decided to go to the mall. (Of course, we had to stop by PetsMart to get some things for the fish). I still had a Victoria's Secret gift card from my Bridal Shower, and what better time to spend it than during their Semi-Annual Sale? Among some of the things bought was the new Dream Angel "Halo" (love it already!) and some good smelling massage oil. Yay!
** I feel like one of those Telemercial guys by saying the next part: "But wait! There's More!" After that we went to another store in the mall and got me 2 nice lookin pair of shoes! I can't wait to get off work tonight to look at everything I got! On the way home, I asked Chris why he all of a sudden went and decided to spend so much money on me in one day. He said that he realized today that while he may be done spending money on himself, he came to the realization today that girls are different and that it's nice every now and then to spend money on your wife so she doesn't feel forgotten about :) Cute or what? But to end the whole experience, one of my favorite parts was his mom's response after I told her what he did: "Was he trying to get out of the dog house?"













